have (legit won) an Olympic Gold Medal or a Nobel Prize
Nobel Prize (for literature, natch…or maybe peace, because why the hell not?)
have a dog that hummed or a cat that whistled
Except for Izzy, who yowled for her own entertainment, every cat I’ve ever had was pretty quiet so I feel confident that there would only be occasional whistling
have one wish granted today or three wishes granted five years from now
I’ll take my wish now please and thank you
not so much because I’m incapable of delaying my gratification, but because one wish would do me
go camping or go to Las Vegas
and however much I excel at it I cannot express to y’all the passion with which I hate to camp
never be able to wear makeup or only wear one color for the rest of your life
I have blonde eyebrows – I need mascara.
and if I could only ever wear blue or green that would work for me…
What about y’all?
What would you rather?