visit the doctor or the dentist
Doctor! I hate going to the dentist.
clean the kitchen or clean the bathroom
While a clean bathroom is uber-sastisfying, a clean kitchen is even more so.
run a mile that was flat or walk three miles uphill
Three miles uphill. Ain’t nobody got time to run…
feed an elephant or feed an alligator
I wanna do both!! But I’ll choose elephant because it’s probably a bit safer.
a pet dog or a pet cat
I will pet a cat on a train
I will pet a cat in the rain
I will pet a cat in the house
I will pet a cat (but not) a mouse
I will pet a cat here or there
I will pet a cat anywhere
(Props to Dr Seuss)
Now it’s your turn!