So Thing C and I are playing a drinking game while watching the Republican debate.
Thing C is drinking Angry Orchard Cider.

I’m drinking Leinenkugel Cranberry Ginger Shandy.

We drink each time one of the candidates says something stupid.
Oh…tomorrow is going to SUCK!
We finally had to turn it off…we simply cannot listen any longer.
Because we don’t discriminate, we’ll be playing the same game with the Dems, too.